I noticed another release from faith films, you know the people that made the shitty movie i reviewed a time back apocalypse
I downloaded it, and true to their previous form, they have once again manged to produce s film that will probably give you cancer!
This is shit on a whole different plane from anything ever made before, this is uber-crapp of the highest caliber.
It always difficult to review something like this, i mean its actually physically painful to watch it, this it 70 style special effects, shitty meaningless dialog, bad acting, sprinkled with quasi religious garbage on steroids.
basically the plot is a Christian spinoff of some end of the world nonsense derived from the end of ages around 2012 coinciding with the end of the Mayan calender and the bibles reference to the end of this age. If you are not familiar with it i suggest you download and watch zeitgeist, they have a nice summary of the concept.
Anyway i am not sure where i schould begin to describe this insult to the universe, maybe i could start with how incredibly crappy the actors are? they walk around as if someone stuffed crutches up their assholes and threatened to burn them alive if they managed a natural looking facial expression.
Its obvious right from the start that this is a new low even for faith films, even the dirt on the actors faces look misplaced, the nicest thing in the entire disaster is the type writer style text that tries to count down the time to doomsday, and even that is out of rhythm! how the fuck can you mess that up??? I guess this will follow faith film employees to the grave, at least i hope so.
The special affects are made by the same teenage crack addict as the last time, the sound effects are also out of sync and i think the director slept through the entire production period. Either that or they where all totally wasted on rhino strength LSD.
Its the only thing that could even describe how this horrible stinking pile of cinematic garbage came to be.
A few minutes into the film i was already skipping forward, eager to get to the end, and it just got worse and worse the further i came into the film.
This film sucks like no film has ever done before! stay well clear of this horrific pile of shit!