Yesterday something bizarre happened to me, after work i vent to the store to buy some groceries. The fun started when i came out.
Outside I immediately noticed a hissing sound, like when you puncture a tire.
I started walking towards the front of the car where the sound was coming from, once there a man came over to me “i think some guy cut your tire” he said.
I was more than a bit surprised ” say what?” “there was a guy by your car, it looked like he slashed your tire” We ended up talking for the next five minutes, While we where talking a police officer came up to us, and i explained the situation.
The police officer pointed out the camera just a few meters away and suggested that we went inside to take a look at the tape.
And there! On the film was a guy, cutting my tire! I recognized him from the local Christian church.
I have had many discussions with this guy and he always claims that religion is so important because it make people nicer. He usually say things like Christians are more honest, they are nicer, etc, ad infinitum.
Yet here he was 46 years old carrying out a crime, and he is being filmed while doing it?
I wondered, how do you explain to your friends and family that you have been arrested for vandalism at this age?
Today, at lunch i went to his church. You should have seen him sweat. In front of everybody i asked him if he had told them what he did yesterday! “You must have told them, after all you claimed to be such a honest stand-up guy” i said.
Shortly after he fled, he couldn’t fess up to what he had done, so i told everyone. With great satisfaction i might add. About how this honest stand up guy had vandalized my car on tape.