Are you an idiot? take the test here.

Everyone knows that i see religion in the same light as i would see ring-worm. They need livestock and shit to survive, religion is pure unadulterated stupidity and evil, founded on books of lies and contradiction, written by fools commanded by imbeciles and thought by rogues.

The question then becomes are you an idiot? ( idiot = believer in religion) if you answer yes to any of the following you are without a doubt an idiot!.

– You use religious scripture as an argument.

– You have spent even a single second of your life looking for any kind of discrepancy in the scientifically established age of Earth of few billion years, yet you have no difficulties with believing dubious dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen, living in tents, guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

– You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when you hear that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with claims that we were created from dirt, menstrual blood or something similar.

-You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of other gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours?

– Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to some other god, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how your god spitefully slaughtered men, women and children!

– You believe anyone not sharing your beliefs will spend eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion “tolerant” and “loving.”

– While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” your religion.

– You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure rate was simply the will of God.

– You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the worlds holy books, including your own.

– You believe an omnipotent creature powerful enough to create everything would take a personal interest in what YOU are thinking.

– You think Mel Gibson is a balanced individual.

– You think that people of your faith can do no harm even if they proclaim themselves to be child molesters.

Anyway does anyone have any suggestions for any other questions? i would love to hear them.

PS: If any of these questions gave you any reaction other than a giggle you are in serious danger of being an idiot, suggested treatment: Go chug a bottle of whiskey and get laid.


9 Responses to Are you an idiot? take the test here.

  1. Cory says:

    This is the best thing to happen on the internet in a long time,people need to realize that war is fought 90% of the time over religion,and that its a huge money pit that controlls my life and theres as well.the problem with that is if i have freedoms in america then why does the church have a say in how i should act,talk,dress,and all other bullshit standards this fucking christian society is forcing me to live with.I dont feel very free from tyrany or opression.So in short fuck your god right in the ass with his rod of self rightousness,and leave my life the fuck alone.

  2. Welcome to my page Jerry the idiot.
    you are clearly a case for religious treatment, keep your spirit up we are campaigning to make treatment freely available.

    Soon you can receive help to free yourself from the mortifying clutches of religious stupidity.

  3. Jerry says:

    Only a fool would say that there is NO GOD.At the end of life,all human beings
    will meet that GOD and I guarentee that all persons who have died will bow to this GOD and confess that they finally beleive in HIM. It is appointed to all men once to die physically and then the JUDGEMENT?If those persons who refused to beleive in GOD during their life time don,t come to him by his son Jesus Christ by faith .They will spend ETERNITY in HELL in which they will never see this GOD that they denied before their DEATH .They will also be in torment in EVERLASTING FIRE.Yes I am one of those idiot,s that beleive in JESUS CHRIST.There is so much evidence as to HIS existance if you if look.GOD has said,that YOU can FIND HIM if you SEARCH for HIM with ALL of your HEART and your MIND. CHRIST died to SAVE you from this HELL that you will go to assuredly if you don,t come to HIM before time runs out for YOU.I will pray that you search with you HEART for this God who is ALIVE and calling you .He loves you but HE will not force you to come to HIM.NO MAN ALIVE CAN COME TO GOD unless HE comes to GOD through Jesus Christ in faith and receives HIm into HIS heart by faith.JOHN3:16 & 17
    Thankyou you for inviting me to write you.Please think about what I have said in this comment.It is the most important decision you will make in YOUR LIFE.

  4. diananda says:

    well if you define stupid is couldn’t explain a REAL thing (empiricism, rationalism, positivism), then you are rite. but TRUTH is not only the REAL thing, so i believe that they are not stupid.
    for me, religion is only an institution that have rules and certain way to worship. i do agree with hovefrog that many religious practices is distasteful n pointless, but of course in some cases it become the biggest spirit for one to survive. like it or not, from the nature we are always need something to worship/adore, and religion is the way to adore that.

  5. hoverfrog says:

    unrestrainedlove, if someone says that they believe that the world was created in 6 days by a man who lives in the clouds then that’s just odd. When someone says that anyone who doesn’t believe the same thing will suffer eternal torment as a result then that is offensive. When someone wages a war on people who don’t share the same beliefs then that is worthy of my very deepest scorn.

    You can believe in stones just don’t throw any at me.

    Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate people who hold religious views, I simply dislike those views and the actions that come out of them. Similarly I don’t hate a man who believes in eugenics either. If he starts telling me that he’s part of the master race and everyone else should die or be enslaved then I have just cause to hate him.

    More than this I find many religious practices distasteful and pointless and in some cases dangerous. Prostrating yourself in prayer, for instance, just seems silly. Cutting off a baby boy’s foreskin without medical cause is revolting. Denying blood to an accident victim, female circumcision, and jihad are dangerous.

    I realise that you probably think that your religion isn’t like that but I bet you can find something in it that you find distasteful if you look hard enough.

  6. I hate religion because it dangerous and stupid, because all religious people bear false witness, and divide human beings into – people worth something (worth saving) – people not worth anything (not worth saving)

    Religion is meaningless superstition its pointless, divisive and false.

  7. unrestrainedlove says:

    what makes you so adamant about hating people of religion, if they’re all just crazy to you?
    i know more about my holy book than most atheists and agnostics.

  8. Good one Hover

    Geno your posts didnt have anything to do with this post so i deleted them

  9. hoverfrog says:

    How about the refusal to counter arguments but instead using “I have faith” as your sole defence.

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