Kicking religious a….!

You know loads of religious idiots post their bullshit to my blog, i don’t mind, but what i do mind! is when they get upset when i talk back to them?

Why is it that religious freaks, that make idiotic claims like for example: the earth is 6000 years old.

Seams totally perplexed when i point out that their claims are stupid.

No other group apart from religious people are surprised by being called idiots when they act or make claims that are idiotic.

I mean if what you say is totally moronic why be surprised to be called a moron?

Usually these idiots chicken out after pasting a string of lunatic arguments from some creationist site as their argument, then they act totally shell shocked when they get a rebuttal.

Why is it religious people cant handle the truth about how moronic their beliefs are?

The pattern for all these cowards are as follows, they make some loony claim, i rebut it, they make even more ridiculous claims, i rebut and call them idiots like they have clearly demonstrated that they are. They wine that i am not being considerate or nice enough, not pampering them enough about their faith, and then they disappear.

Of course i know this means i win the argument, not that it really was any doubt. But i am left wondering, is this inability to think introvert thoughts another burden of the religious mind?

i think probably yes, when you kick out free thought, critical thinking and other major brain functions you deserve to live like a mushroom i guess.

Muslims are also complete idiots!

Muslims believe that the Koran is the perfect word of god, its for some reason impossible for them to reconcile that the Koran is full of errors, even when these errors are obvious, in fact the Koran even contains grammatical mistakes, but never mind i will focus on some more mainstream stuff for this post.
Anyways when confronted with these glaring errors they usually come up with the argument that, the original Arabic word is mistranslated, or you have to interpret it like this , the three veils actually means? etc etc.

One of the Muslims favorite argument is that the Koran holds scientific descriptions of things that where not known 1400 years ago and thus they claim Islam must be real…

Of course these so called claims are totally bogus, they are so imaginary suspect and circumstantial that its hilarious to even try to claim that these texts contain any kind of truth. It would be more accurate to describe these texts from the dark ages as a partially surviving written account of dark age ignorance and superstition.

There are actually loonies out there that claims the Koran contains the big bang theory! Never mind that the big bang theory is the theory of how the universe EVOLVED from 3-14 billion years ago through all the steps of accretion until human beings just recently evolved. There is no creator making man, or Adam and Eve in the big bang theory? So what is it? Did the universe and humans evolve or was it created by god? You crazy Muslims cant have both the creation story in the Koran and big bang theory in one book they are totally contradictory one contains a creator the other dont. The islamic creation myth is mostly copied from genesis anyway.

Anyway i am getting carried away i will focus on one popular claim that the koran contains an accurate description of the universe.
Now all the uneducated subsistence farmers from this era still believed that the world was flat and at the center of the universe. Anyone who objectively queries the Koran on the subject sees that the Koran is anchored in this world view. There are multiple verses that describes the world as flat and fixed in its place, there are also verses that describes it as the place you place an egg and a round plate with a tent like structure over it. There is even a description of the earth like an onion with layers one on top of the other. These two last descriptions are favorites among Muslims as a supposed argument or some kind of proof that the original authors knew that the earth was round, and that it orbits around the earth. Never mind that the Koran firmly places the earth in the center of the universe with the sun moon and the planets orbiting around us, one verse even describes the sun going to rest in a muddy spring?

ref if you want to look this shitt up QS: 27:61 QS 71:19 QS13:3 QS15:9 QS20:5 QS43:10 QS91:5-6 QS79:30 QL31:29 QY-L36:38 Q39:5QA-R13:2 QA-A21-33 Q18:39 Q36:38 multiple meanings

When faced with one of these faulty descriptions, the muslim usually tries some magic thought exersise. Blames it on faulty translation or some other mind bending over backwards exercise to change the verse. Even if we are as flexible as gumbo and add as much coincidental goodwill that we can muster the only description the koran gives of the earth, is that the earth is flat and fixed in space.

Now lets look away from the fallasy of these claims and look at the counter arguments them selves.

1. There is an error in the translation: if there is an error in the translation what other errors are there? end since its full of errors what is the value of the koran?

2. you have to interpret it this way: If this really is the words of god why isnt it understandable as it is? do you mean to tell me that the creator of the universe is unable to complete the simple task of explaining himself? if so how can the Koran be the perfect word of god? since you have to do mental imaginary mind flips to even begin to understand its meaning?

Actually its the same method of argument creationist freaks use, anyway who cares all their claims are nonsense.

Why are religious people so stupid? – Part 2

A few days ago i met a rabbi that on the count of me not being either Jewish or a follower of the Jewish faith, his view of me was that i wasn’t even human.

I have long realized that this is one of the fundamental problems with all organized mainstream religions, it divides people into the believers (to be seen and treated as human beings) and the rest of the worlds population unbelievers (not even really human they are destined to eternal damnation anyway). On top of that religion removes reason from their brain.

It is like a filter is in place that turns information they receive into whatever fits their current beliefs.

I decided to mirror this exact experience in the post Why are religious people so stupid? The Rabbi i was trying to have a dialog with answered pretty much the same way i put forward my argument.

“I cant talk to you you are not Jewish “me: what?” you don’t follow the jewish faith, the only true faith. “me: What does that have to do with anything?” You are not Jewish, you are evil i cant talk to you , etc, etc, etc.“

Now i am going to use a poster to the above mentioned post as an example, but unlike my usual diss! I will just ask the questions, you be the judge of what effect and consequence religion has on people.

The poster is according to his blog a 16 year old kid calling himself jesuswarrior. He is home schooled, and he believes in the bible and seams to be a fan of creationism. I am sure he is a nice guy, though somewhat confused.

I am actually a little apprehensive about writing this since its obvious that JW has lived a very sheltered Christian life, so i will not be my usual nasty self i will just ask the question that JW and his like seams unable to ask. I was considering not doing this post, i might cause JW some discomfort, but as i see it his parents already did that by treating him like a mushroom.

JW is a startling, horrible example on what some parents put their kids through. JW is now 16 and his parents, i am sad to say, has convinced him that the world is something like 6000 years old and that if JW doesn’t conform and behave, he probably believes he will end up in hell. I know you are suppose to be a bit fucked up at 16, hormones and all, but imagine having to start your transition to adulthood this far off.

Just imagine, here you have grown people that actively sifts through the unsurmountable data pile of scientific fact and information, looking for any scrap’s of imaginary discrepancy in the current understanding that the world, that it is a few billion years old. Yet they have no problem blindly believing in wild guesses made by ignorant subsistence farmers thousands of years ago! We are talking here about people with no real knowledge or understanding of anything, let alone the universe, yet still they believe that the entire universe was created a few thousand years ago based upon what some of the mentioned farmers supposedly guessed?

Can choosing the latter be considered normal? Or even the choice of a sentient being?

How can people deceive themselves like this? its beyond me and that they imprint it in their kids is just horrible. To me it seams like religious people lack the ability to ask critical questions, it is as if this brain function goes straight out the window when the brain is on religion.

Why cant religious people see these obvious contradictions and the discrepancies?

Anyway i digress i will focus on JW comments to illustrate what i mean. I will post the questions that schould have been asked if it wasn’t for the religious veil clouding the issue.

JW’s comment are in italic mine are in bold
Ok escapedmentalpatiant, I’ll take you’re objections one at a time.

1. Christians don’t condemn people for not subscribing to their religion. Doesn’t your religion do that for you? so that you as an individual don’t have to? doesn’t your religion condemn all non believers to eternal suffering in hell. that You need to read the Bible. What makes religious people think we haven’t read their holy books? God has a set of rules. Like it or not, he does. how come half the world population is unaware of them? He just asks his creation to follow his Ten Commandments. Isnt god cruel if he creates humans that will never ever hear about his rules (other faiths) since this means they are condemned to eternal suffering from birth? There are a lot of good rules to follow in there like don’t lie, don’t steal, don’t murder, don’t commit adultery. How come most of the commandments are about not having other gods, if god is so great wouldn’t everyone want to follow him voluntarily? Now everybody has broken some of his commandments. And God, because he is a good and just judge he cannot allow evil, the breaking of his commandments, to go unpunished. If god creates man and man cant follow his rules thus being destined for inevitable punishment doesn’t this make god a sadist? why doesn’t he just create us so that we are able to follow his rules and avoid the punishment? We as Christians are just passing along what the Bible says. If god really was the author of the bible why does it contradict itself on almost every page? How come a creature, supposedly powerful enough to create the entire universe is unable to construct a simple, understandable, consistent book?

2. Since you don’t want to discuss Einstein I won’t either.

3. You say that Christians accept a success rate of 1% in prayer. First of all God never says in His Word that he will answer prayers the way we want him to but he will always do what’s best. What is the point of praying if its never answered, the way we want? Let’s say My grand mother is dying and I pray that he would let her live, but she dies. First of all the prayer didn’t go unanswered his answer was just no. It was in his plan to let her die. If god is almighty why let anything die at all? Either because He knew she was not going to repent, ask forgiveness for our sins, isn’t it cruel to create a human that is born to sin? Forcing them to gravel for forgiveness, why not create man unable to sin? If man is made in gods image doesn’t that mean that god is just as fallible and sinful as us? And if so why schould we call it god at all? or it was time for her to go to heaven. Either way he was being JUST. Is creating a creature that is unable to follow gods laws and thus destined for eternal suffering being just? Besides a true Christian’s prayer in any case should be that God’s will should be done, Doesn’t this mean that we have no free will? and in that there is a 100% success rate. isn’t living an entire life pre-planned and under surveillance of a super being in the sky a horrible thought? Doesn’t this mean that our lives are totally pointless from our perspective?

4. You may not like this one. Alright I believe that Christians should praise God for everything that happens. If someone hits you in the face do you praise them for it? As I said in the above paragraph God will do what is JUST in every situation, he had a Just reason for everything that happens. How can starvation disease and all the other endless and often needless suffering humanity has and still goes through be called just? But to put it in the words of Jesus unless YOU repent you will likewise perish. If god is just why does he create a large portion of the human race in places where they have never heard of the bible? Is it really just or good on any scale to condemn people to perish and eternal suffering from birth? But in the Bible I think that God makes it clear that because God is merciful, he will not send a child to hell if they are not old enough to understand that they have sinned against God and that they need to repent. How about the people living in the thickest amazon Forrest for example? Or how about all the billions of people that lived before there was a chrisitian faith? If god created man why create so many that will have no information that there exists a god, that he has laws or that there was some guy name jesus somewhere in history?
If god is powerful enough to create the entire universe, why was he unable to give billions of individuals of his own creations any clue that they had to follow a given set of rules?

5. As I said before God is Good and Just and everyone has sinned against his law. As i said before why create people that are unable to follow his rules since breaking the rules results in such harsh punishment? And just as a Good earthly judge should not let a lawbreaker go unpunished so because God is good he CANNOT allow sin to go unpunished. Now you might think that Hell is an unjust place to send people, but God is so Holy that only Hell can be just punishment for sin. How come a creature that is supposed to be just and good has the most severe punishment system ever described? I mean eternal punishment with no possibility of parole for what can only be described as minor crimes? What crime could justify eternal torture and punishment anyway? Let me give you an example. Suppose You lie to your child, what can they do about it? Nothing. Now suppose you lie to your wife/husband, what can they do about it? Well they can make you sleep on the couch . Now suppose you lie to your boss, well you could get fired. And if you lie to the government it’s called treason and you can get jail time. Now what changed in each of these situations, not the sin, it was a lie every time. It was the authority against whom you lied. Now as the amount of authority of the person you lied to increases, so does the punishment. Now God is the highest authority there is and because you have lied to him, he says that every lie is against him, the punishment is much greater than anything on earth. How can anyone be called just or good if the punishment for a simple lie equals eternity in hell? does a lie really justify the severity of the punishment for all eternity?

I will leave it at that. Now you guys tell me what you think about what religion causes.

Why are religious people so stupid?

It is common knowledge that religious people are less intelligent than those who aren’t religious. Religious people blindly follow what they are told by their holy book and or church.

countless studies prove time and again that that dumb people are attracted to religions.

I know the discussion goes back and forth with what amounts to pretty meaningless bickering about the interpretation of this or that text. Who created god? Would a loving god send billions of people to hell? Or for that matter why would god create a person destined for hell in the first place? My god is the true god simply because i believe it to be so! If god created all things as you religious freaks claim, how come he created evil? How stupid are you when you continue believing, when what you believe in has been proved wrong? Why do you want to frustrate and mislead your children? Why does this holy book contradict itself on virtually every page? Why do religious people deny the claims of any other god but their own? some dictator in the past was an atheist. A child survived its a miracle! What about the other 1 million children that died today? Bla, bla, bla, etc, etc, etc. its never ending.

Believing in religion is the clearest proclamation anyone can make that they are a complete moron.

Lets take a second to let this sink inn, since religious people obviously are severely mentally challenged, how schould we treat them? schould we classify them as mentally handicapped? give them special education in childhood etc Or schould we treat them with the utmost disrespect, scorn them like the infectious festering cancer that they are?

I say we schould disrespect them, without their faith many of the atrocities current and in history, would not have happened.

for example the war in Afghanistan and Iraq would never happen without religion . No one kills other human beings as joyfully and easily as religious people, suicide bombers, the American electorate, school and church killings, the list of stupidity or maybe i schould say madness fully anchored in religious belief is virtually endless.

Secondly people can free themselves from religion, and by pestering them and making life as a religious nut as hard as possible more people will free themselves since it wont be lucrative to cling to moronic ancient superstitions anymore.

Just today i had the joy of turning down an religious nut as an applicant for a job, he had put on his CV that he was a christian.

I will harass any religious person i meet to make his life as a moron problematic, so that they can free themselves. those i have helped so far are eternally grateful.

Evolution! Family Guy Style.

Big Bang LOL
Evolution family guy style

Are you an idiot? take the test here.

Everyone knows that i see religion in the same light as i would see ring-worm. They need livestock and shit to survive, religion is pure unadulterated stupidity and evil, founded on books of lies and contradiction, written by fools commanded by imbeciles and thought by rogues.

The question then becomes are you an idiot? ( idiot = believer in religion) if you answer yes to any of the following you are without a doubt an idiot!.

- You use religious scripture as an argument.

- You have spent even a single second of your life looking for any kind of discrepancy in the scientifically established age of Earth of few billion years, yet you have no difficulties with believing dubious dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen, living in tents, guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

- You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when you hear that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with claims that we were created from dirt, menstrual blood or something similar.

-You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of other gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours?

- Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to some other god, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how your god spitefully slaughtered men, women and children!

- You believe anyone not sharing your beliefs will spend eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion “tolerant” and “loving.”

- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” your religion.

- You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure rate was simply the will of God.

- You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the worlds holy books, including your own.

- You believe an omnipotent creature powerful enough to create everything would take a personal interest in what YOU are thinking.

- You think Mel Gibson is a balanced individual.

- You think that people of your faith can do no harm even if they proclaim themselves to be child molesters.

Anyway does anyone have any suggestions for any other questions? i would love to hear them.

PS: If any of these questions gave you any reaction other than a giggle you are in serious danger of being an idiot, suggested treatment: Go chug a bottle of whiskey and get laid.

Everything is wrong with islam!

I dont know if you have heard about this woman Wafe, she is an ex Muslim and her assault on Islam makes my criticism seam like joyful banter.

I recommend that you watch them, she just nails it.

So to all you moron Muslim fucks out there! you have nothing, your religion is dangerous and stupid (like all religions) but yours is definitely the worst.

Wafa Sultan speaks up

Wafa Sultan-Terrorism and Islam

The religion of Bob and some bird named Bambi

Religious people that use scripture as their argument are morons, are they not aware that for thousands of years man has been putting his own spin on religion and the scriptures? The bible for example doesnt contain any truths, its just a hodge podge collection of ancient fiction, that can be used as an argument for or against anything.

Anyway to illustrate this I will use the bible to support my newly founded religion.

The religion of Bob and some bird named Bambi

TROB-AS- NAB for short, TROB-AS- NAB supports polygamy (1) and just like any self respecting religion TROB-AS- NAB needs someone to look down upon in order to feel better about themselves so the followers are all gay bashers(2):

Of course the best thing about having my own religion is the ability to support deviant sexual preferences, so TROB-AS- NAB is for nymphomania (3) and water sports (4).

There is nothing that brings the people together faster than the threat of the ‘end times’ and the Second Coming. So lets choose O.J. Simpson (5) as the Messiah.

Fear has been a great tactic for keeping people in the Religion. To have fear do its magic we select the Dali Lama (6) as the Anti-Christ.

Now lets see if we can use the bible to support the quirks of the glorious TROB-AS- NAB movement.

1 POLYGAMY	Judges 8-30	And Gideon had threescore and ten sons of his body begotten- for he had many wives.
2 GAY BASHING	Leviticus 20-13	If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination- they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
3 NYMPHOMANIA	Genesis 1-22	And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
3 NYMPHOMANIA	Genesis 9-1	And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
3 NYMPHOMANIA	Genesis 28-3	And God Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people.
4 WATER SPORTS	2 Kings 18-27	But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	OJ Simpson was widely hated among large portion of the population. The Bible talk that Holy One will be despised by his people.
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	Isaiah 53-3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief- and we hid as it were [our] faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	Psalm 109-25 I became also a reproach unto them- [when] they looked upon me they shaked their heads.
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	OJ Simpson had a cut on his hand, as well as having blood on his socks, filling the prophesy in Psalm 22-16 For dogs have compassed me- the assembly of the wicked have inclosed me- they pierced my hands and my feet.
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	After the trial majority of OJ Simpsons friends abandoned him filling the prophecy of Psalm 38-11 My lovers and my friends stand aloof from my sore; and my kinsmen stand afar off.
5 MESSIAH	O.J. Simpson	It is also stated in Revelation 1-14 that the Messiah will be of African decent. “His head and [his] hairs [were] … like wool”.
6 ANTI-CHRIST	Dali Lama	Dali Lama was born on 06/06/1935. If one adds up all the digits in the year of Dali Lama’s birth (1935) 1+9+3+5 one comes up with 18. If one takes the number of the beast (666) and adds up all the digits one also comes up with 18. As well as 6th day of the 6th month.

Now you are ready to take TROB-AS- NAB to the awaiting sheep.

You may find that people may take offense to TROB-AS- NAB, so here are a few scriptures that you can quote to support your faith and criticize their lack of understanding.

Mark 16:15 ‘They may look and look but not see, and listen and listen but not understand, lest perchance they should return and be pardoned.’

Luke 2:50 But they did not understand the significance of these words.

Acts 7:25 He supposed his brethren to be aware that by him God was sending them deliverance; this, however, they did not understand.

In Mark 16:15 The Bible talks about spreading your belief with others “Go the whole world over, and proclaim the Good News to all mankind. “So if you think you have a Biblical Scripture that can support some strange practice let me know so i can add it .

Good luck and may Bob and Bambi be with you.

Chrisitans fist fight each other!

Yesterday an artist held a exhibition where jesus was depicted in a familiar motive, (the last supper) the only difference was that he was surrounded by gays, lesbians and drag queens.

There had been varnings from various factions that they would demonstrate

Groups of religious idiots from the Christian community, started arguing outside the show, and before long their so called Christian values where out the window. The clash ended in a mass brawl involving over 50 people. Lol there wasn’t any talk about “turning the other cheek!” it was more “kick the unbeliever in the balls!”

Me and my friends had already bought some popcorn and set ourselves up on a small hill overlooking the spectacle, they where punching, yelling, clawing, screaming, pulling and kicking, we laughed our asses off! after about 10 minutes the group of middle aged out of shape religious idiots started to run out of steam, just in time to be arrested by the police.

There has been a lot of lovely extremely negative press about religious stupidity today, i just love it, keep up the good work turning people away from religion

Under is a picture from the show,

Therapy to cure your religion!

I haven’t been taking much part in the discussion over that last week, and with good reason, i have set up a campaign to help people rid themselves of their old religious superstitions.

I got the idea after reading about a church that offered therapy, to gay and lesbian people to help them shake their sexuality, i laughed so hard i thought my sides where going to burst! this stuff was unreal.

They offered “a four-day course designed for parents with teens struggling with same-sex attraction, pornography, and/or promiscuity. Lecture, workshops, and break-out discussion groups promised to give participants the information and tools to defend righteousness in their homes while interacting with their family.”

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! RIGHTEOUSNESS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!. ….. Hicst!… give me a second.. haha!

Just so everyone is on the same page here, sexual orientation is something you are born with, no one can choose it! Even what sex you feel you belong to is determined by the amount of testosterone you are exposed to during a few weeks shortly after conception.

A lesbian can no more help her condition then a person can help being borne with blue eyes or black or white skin!.

Anyway the religious sexual suppression seminar gave me a great idea! A anti religion seminar!

During this week i held 2 anti seminars, we mirrored the sexual suppression folder almost to the letter.

Over 50 attended about 20 Muslim and about 25 Christians and some Mormons.

we held “a four-day course designed for parents with teens to learn to talk about sexuality and sexual attraction, pornography, and/or promiscuity and lust. Safety in exploring sexuality as well as freeing yourself and your family from meaningless archaic religious dogma and superstition. Lecture, workshops, and break-out discussion groups promises to give participants the information and tools they need to ensure a safer transition into adulthood and preparing you and your child to deal with the world as it is today, without the need to refer to bronze age superstition.”

quite unexpectedly it was a roaring success! i have been asked to hold more seminars, i already have 200 requests.

It (the meeting) started out extremely hostile, most parent refusing to even accept that their little angel was one day going to be an adult, but after some discussions and explanations things settled into a nice cooperative seminar.

On the questionnaire for the seminar over 60% answered that they where going to leave their chursh / mosk and 90% described the experience as liberating. 100% of teens answered they now felt they could talk honestly to their parents. It went over all expectations. The parents feel safer, the teens feel liberated and more responsible, families talking to each other in a new honest manner,,, a roaring success.

So my conclusion is unlike sexual orientation, religious superstition can be treated , its easy to fix and can be done in just 2 evenings.

Quote: Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest!